Saturday, March 21, 2020

10 of the Top Paying Allied Health Jobs

10 of the Top Paying Allied Health Jobs The healthcare field is one of the biggest and fastest growing industries in the U.S. These careers are booming and, despite what you might think, you don’t have to be a medical doctor to get in on this. In fact, allied health jobs have much lower educational requirements than medicine- without sacrificing growth opportunities. If you start off by making up for any lost time or holes in your high school science education and then move on to the technical requirements of your field, you’ll be in a good position to score your Associate’s or Bachelor’s degree, as well as any relevant certification. It will take a little extra education and training, but if you can get in on the entry-level in an allied health care job, you’ll be in a good position to watch your career continue to grow.Here are 10 of the top paying allied health jobs in the allied health care field. Pick your favorite and start working on getting in there on the ground floor.1. Physicia n AssistantPhysician assistants make an average salary of over $84k per year. You’ll need some health related experience and a degree, and you can expect to do a great deal of continuing education and recertification throughout your career, but demand is very high. You’ll almost always be able to find work.2. Dental HygienistYou’ll need at least a two-year degree from an accredited program to become a dental hygienist, and possibly even a Bachelor’s or Master, but the average salary is around  $68k per year. It’s a great field for people who are detail oriented and patient.3. Dietician/NutritionistHelp people to eat healthily in this field, which is currently on the rise. You’ll need a Bachelor’s degree, plus some targeted training and licensure, but you can make a mean annual salary of over $57k per year, with a mean hourly wage of about $27.60.4. Occupational TherapistOccupational therapy can be extremely rewarding. You work with disabled, elderly, and ill people and helping them to get through daily functions that would otherwise be prohibitively difficult. You’ll need a Master’s, as well as a license (depending on your state), but the mean annual pay is about $80k.5. Orthotist/ProsthetistHelp improve quality of life for people who are injured or disabled. There’s lots of great technology to work with, plus the gratification of helping people. You’ll probably need a four-year science degree and a two-year Master’s, but you can expect to make just over $66.5k per year.6. Lab TechnologistAs a medical or clinical laboratory technician, you can expect to make nearly $56k per year. You’ll have to get a degree, plus study with a body like the NAACLS. There are lots of subspecialties to choose from, so make sure to check what the requirements would be for your preferred job and then start ticking them off.7. AudiologistAudiologists work with physicians to identify hearing problems and to help administer hearing devices to those in need. If you happen to have a music background, that degree could serve you well! There’s a trend towards requiring an MA or a PhD and  licensing requirements for this growing career, but you can expect to make nearly $67k per year.8. Diagnostic Medical SonographerYou’ll need formal training, including at least an Associate’s degree or a post-secondary certificate, but you can make a mean annual salary of over $68k- more if you’re working in a specialty hospital (over $75k) and most if you’re working in the top-paying state of California.9. Surgical TechnologistNevada is the top-paying state for surgical technologists, with a mean annual salary of over $57k. The national mean is around $45k, though, so you’d be in a good position no matter where you started out. You’ll only need an Associate’s degree and a certificate of some kind to get started.10. Speech/Language P athologistYou’ll need a Certificate of Clinical Competence in Speech-language Pathology (CCC-SLP) from the American Speech-Language-Hearing Association, plus probably a Master’s or doctorate for this position. It’s worth it, because  you can help people and use your science skills and make over $68k per year.

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

How to Spell Exclamations of Laughter

How to Spell Exclamations of Laughter How to Spell Exclamations of Laughter How to Spell Exclamations of Laughter By Mark Nichol How does one spell the sound of an eruption of laughter? It depends on the species of mirth, and the list below offers suggestions based on such subtleties. Whether one seeks to indicate a character’s laughter in the manuscript of a novel or short story or to indicate actual or conjectural laughter in nonfiction, consider these guidelines. The basic expression of laughter is ha, though this onomatopoeic word can also express derision, especially when followed by an exclamation point, so writers should take care to provide context to clarify whether the word indicates amusement or ridicule. The former is more likely to be expressed with ha-ha (also styled â€Å"ha ha† or haha, though, as with many reduplicative terms, hyphenation is recommended). Greater dedication to expressing amusement is demonstrated by ha-ha-ha and so forth, though eventually, with enough reduplication, derangement is implied. Meanwhile, heh, or heh-heh, suggests pointedly mild amusement, or a suggestion of mischievous or smirking, sniggering, or lascivious amusement, so, again, context is helpful. He-he-he, or tee-hee (or tee-hee-hee) also imply mischief, though the implication is that the laughter is high pitched, and the humor is juvenile. Bwah-hah-hah, or mwah-hah-hah, is imitative of a comic book villain’s triumphant eruption of malicious laughter when overcoming the hero and is generally used facetiously to imply that one’s evil machinations have borne fruit. Ho-ho-ho, the form of expression employed by Santa Claus to express Christmas cheer in popular culture, suggests a full-bodied mirth, while hoo-hoo is indicative of obnoxious delight at, for example, being found to be right about something or having caught someone in a lie or transgression. Yuk-yuk-yuk (or, imitative of Curly of the Three Stooges, nyuk-nyuk-nyuk) suggests impish delight, though using the word yuks to refer to laughter suggests sarcasm or at best a comment on how something is not really that amusing. Derived from the Internet-speak acronym for â€Å"laugh out loud,† lol (or LOL) is rarely used as an expression in dialogue or within a quotation, though it may be uttered in conjunction with derisive eye-rolling. (The variations lolz and lulz may express scorn as well.) Many of these terms are ambiguous, so, as stated above, aid the reader with contextual clues to, for example, clarify whether the expression of humor is sincere or sarcastic. Want to improve your English in five minutes a day? Get a subscription and start receiving our writing tips and exercises daily! Keep learning! Browse the Vocabulary category, check our popular posts, or choose a related post below:15 Terms for Those Who Tell the FutureEnglish Grammar 101: Verb Mood10 Humorous, Derisive, or Slang Synonyms for â€Å"Leader† or â€Å"Official†